In a move that can only be described as “magnanimous” (eye roll), the Trump administration has extended an invitation to federal employees: resign now and receive eight months of pay. This “generous” offer, detailed in a recent email from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) entitled “Fork in the Road,” encourages employees to seek “higher productivity” opportunities in the private sector.
The Letter…

But Wait, There’s More… or Less
Before you rush to pen your resignation letter, consider the fine print. Accepting this offer might mean forfeiting long-term benefits and protections inherent in federal employment. Moreover, once you’ve resigned, your ability to contest any future disputes or claim entitlements could vanish faster than a campaign promise.
Authority Check: Is This Even Legit?
There’s a looming question: Does the administration have the authority to make such offers? Implementing a mass resignation scheme likely requires budget allocations and legislative approval—neither of which seem to be in place. This initiative appears to bypass standard protocols, much like other recent executive actions that have sidestepped Congress.
A Page from the Trump Playbook
This strategy mirrors tactics Trump employed in his business ventures. Numerous contractors have reported instances where Trump refused to pay for services rendered, leaving them high and dry. It’s not a stretch to see parallels between these past actions and the current push for federal resignations.
Proceed with Caution
While the prospect of eight months’ pay might seem enticing, it’s essential to weigh the potential long-term consequences. Resigning could mean losing valuable benefits and rights, leaving you vulnerable in the future. As always, it’s prudent to consult with a legal or employment expert before making such a significant decision.
In the end, this “golden handshake” might be more of a Trojan horse.