Imagine a child crouched in the sun, holding a magnifying glass over a colony of ants. At first, it seems like harmless curiosity—until the tiny creatures start to sizzle under the heat. The child, unbothered by their suffering, watches with detached fascination. Some might call this a passing childhood phase. Read more…
Ah, the U.S. Constitution. That sturdy, time-tested document designed to keep power-hungry politicians from doing whatever the hell they want. But what happens when a newly appointed Criminal president starts picking away at its foundations, hoping that everyone will notice to distract from whatever the hell he’s really doing that Read more…
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, President Donald Trump has once again, demonstrated his unparalleled ability to deflect blame and concoct baseless narratives. Following the tragic mid-air collision over the Potomac River near Washington, D.C., which claimed 67 lives, Trump wasted no time pointing fingers—not at potential systemic Read more…
Well, folks, it finally happened. The people who stormed the Capitol, smeared feces on the walls, beat police officers with flagpoles, and openly plotted to overturn a democratic election have been fully pardoned. Who could’ve seen this coming? Oh right—everyone with a functioning brain. Let’s be clear: if these rioters Read more…
Oh, dear God. We thought our long standing relationship with Canada was friendly. You know, like that neighbor who borrows your lawnmower and forgets to return it for weeks. Well, apparently, Canada’s had enough of being the nice neighbor while Trump keeps raising the stakes. And now, they’ve got a Read more…
In a move that can only be described as “magnanimous” (eye roll), the Trump administration has extended an invitation to federal employees: resign now and receive eight months of pay. This “generous” offer, detailed in a recent email from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) entitled “Fork in the Road,” Read more…